lunar-bunnie:

my

don’t want 

unless you’ve got

(via walking-with-titans)

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via tatianamaslanyclone)

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via tatianamaslanyclone)

vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

(via tatianamaslanyclone)

If she was having surgery, why wasn’t she already at the hospital…?

suppressingthejess:

extraordinaryfearlessness:

iwishmynamewasflorence:

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

image

the best thing about it is that her vocal range is great for impressions, but her execution of them is so overdone which is what makes her so hilarious. It’s part of the reason she was so successful on SNL. Funniest lady. 

"Daaaaaamn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What would you do for a Klondike bar, kill your wife?" is still one of my favorite moments EVER on this show.

This is the best video that exists. Hahahaha. I’m dying.

imlexyandiknowit:

your-favorite—weapon:

thenutmeag:

First white board drawing of the semester.

Ohh linda

imlexyandiknowit:

your-favorite—weapon:

thenutmeag:

First white board drawing of the semester.

Ohh linda

(via thoselettersineversent)

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(Source: uncooler, via fair-winds-with-following-seas)

notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

(via fair-winds-with-following-seas)

deusvolt:

stunningpicture:

So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes


#u hold on to that friend#hold tight and never let go



I need a how-to guide for this!

deusvolt:

stunningpicture:

So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes

I need a how-to guide for this!

(via buttsaresoimportant)

http://culvercreekprankmaster.tumblr.com/post/96005762480/spellcaster-queen-selene-remember-that-movie-in

spellcaster-queen-selene:

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came…

(Source: selene-the-dragon-princess)

Blue skies in Boston.  It’s good to be back!

Blue skies in Boston. It’s good to be back!

acidgirlfriend:

life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

(via haileeshuman)