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  • Me:

    Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?

  • Mom:

    It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.

  • Me:

    I DID MY WAITING!

  • Mom:

    Oh, god, not again.

  • Me:

    TWELVE YEARS OF IT!

  • Mom:

    Every time.

  • Me:

    IN AZKABAN!

faeriviera:

beifongoutlaw:

peppermintwinds:

senbo-sencho:

emimichelle:

lidlesseye:

freakingpotter:

H O W ?!

Holy shit

I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.

My god.

How?


Hedwig’s Theme on water glasses.  Must be witchcraft.


supey:

m4ge:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

astropolice:

huggbutts:

didneyworl-no-uta:

superkianagalaxy:

purdaldoo:

in different languages

you’re welcome

it’s time for me to leave

There is no God

ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY IN FRENCH

i’m chkokign on m y honhey chickekn kadlfshdgasjDFAKWLE

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

russia stop please

no…..

dailyotter:

Virginia Aquarium Takes in Abandoned Otter Pup!
Help name him here! Via

dailyotter:

Virginia Aquarium Takes in Abandoned Otter Pup!

Help name him here! Via

countesskitsch:

single-manly-tear:

charlotteanneishuman:


PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

weeping

rebageling for the chandelier comment, omg

Brb, dying.

countesskitsch:

single-manly-tear:

charlotteanneishuman:

PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

weeping

rebageling for the chandelier comment, omg

Brb, dying.

marcelovieira:

anniedraws:

mischiefloki:

calysto1395:

vrlmvrlm:

queenofzan:

propaedeuticist:

Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.

thor what are you doing

^

pssarahwins:

xoerikadanielle:

manosukestoned420:

quallmemaybe:

Graduated cylinder

I WENT IN THE GRADUATED CYLINDER TAG AND I CANT STOp LAGHIGn

#who goes into the graduated cylinder tag

#who doesn’t

pssarahwins:

xoerikadanielle:

manosukestoned420:

quallmemaybe:

Graduated cylinder

I WENT IN THE GRADUATED CYLINDER TAG AND I CANT STOp LAGHIGn

#who goes into the graduated cylinder tag

#who doesn’t